Looks like Gameloft wants a little bit of that Wii money! Check out this trailer for their WiiWare game Sexy Poker. Is it pandering? Yes. Boring? Yes. Creepy? You know it. But it’s creepy in that sexy cartoon kind of way. Which is just the way I like it!
Holy shit, did you notice the rating and content? It’s rated Mature, but only for gambling and suggestive themes. It’s strip poker but there’s no nudity?! That’s a travesty, I tell you, a travesty! Give me some anime tits! Or a bare ass! I’d even settle for some cartoon bush! I just need something to make suffering through a bad poker game worthwhile. Ugh. I’m defeated. Let’s take a look at the sexy policewoman one more time.
Ah, that’s the stuff.
