See the video below!

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg!

I mean, seriously, look at this hotness I found on the interwebs:

You see, Capcom! THAT’S how you do that shit! I get that your site is supposed to be all “family-friendly,” but c’mon, what would be the harm of some tastefully done photos of models in cosplay? Just something a little sweet that I can masturbate to, y’know?

Capcom, you fail me once again.

Eye say! Hahahahaha!

Yes, one of the gayest video game characters ever created has been deleted from the latest installment of the long-running series. I don’t know who at Namco is responsible for this embarrassing and likely-homophobic oversight, but by golly, they’ll pay for it in the afterlife!

In honor of our gone-but-not-forgotten S&M hero, let’s take a look at a few images of him in all his glory.

Omar Sharif Bridge features a detailed and comprehensive help menu for the novice and customizable game options for the expert. Master card champion Omar Sharif, infamous in the Bridge community has won countless number of games and can show how you could improve just like the professionals.

How about that! If you play this game you “could” improve your bridge skills. Astounding! Considering I’ve never played a game of Bridge in my life, this claim is probably true. If I ever wanted anyone to teach me to play Bridge, Dr. Zhivago would definitely be high on my list.

Now that he’s is a video game impresario, this gives me the perfect excuse to post an Omar Sharif image gallery. Let’s take a quick oogle at pictures of the man in his prime! HOT!!!

Now go buy the fucking game on Amazon.

Man! Look at those bazongas! And if you want more take a look through this mini-gallery of ladies and gents:

Nice, huh? Let’s just hope the game plays well. I’m looking for an excuse to dust off my Wii and this might be it.

Ah yes, a muscly man posing for you while he keeps track of your ramen. Delicious. WTF actually came out a few years ago but this scene has stuck in my mind ever since. And with good reason! Just look at those abs! There’s actually a female version, too, but it’s not quite as funny.

If you’re interested in this game you can probably snag a copy for about twenty bucks.

Seriously, check out that hair! And that ruffly collar! Oh man. That vest. That eggplant suit. His beauty is as cold as his prosecutorial heart. I hear he’s all about finding the Truth now. Well, I want some truth, too. Tell me you love me, Miles! Tell me you love me!

Hum, well, anyway, yes, I am excited for this game. Here’s Capcom’s official line:

Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS ™: Miles Edgeworth, will hit the U.S on February 16, 2010 for the Nintendo DS. This time around, the player takes on the role of famed prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, a memorable rival of charismatic legal eagle Phoenix Wright. Edgeworth actively investigates crime scenes in order to pursue the truth behind each case. By solving the challenging puzzles presented to him, Edgeworth will work with the police to bring criminals to justice.

Hot!