Let’s pretend the following video is not erotic. That’s right, there’s no way you or I (especially I) would be turned on by a computer-made pilates instructor. Not even by one who appears in a video with sensually-voiced narration. No sir, there’s certainly no meat-beating going on because of this clip!
And there’s certainly no way you or I are going to rush out on August 4th and buy a copy of the guaranteed-to-be-a-smash-hit Daisy Fuentes Pilates! Even if the cover does look like this:

Must...not...get...boner....



