Eye say! Hahahahaha!

Yes, one of the gayest video game characters ever created has been deleted from the latest installment of the long-running series. I don’t know who at Namco is responsible for this embarrassing and likely-homophobic oversight, but by golly, they’ll pay for it in the afterlife!

In honor of our gone-but-not-forgotten S&M hero, let’s take a look at a few images of him in all his glory.

Seriously, dudes, what the fuck? Not only does the design feature Crimson Viper’s tits, Sakura’s legs and Cammy’s ass, but it’s bordered in purple, my favorite color. The fiends!

Kotaku is reporting that these sticks won’t just be available at PAX, but you’ll also be able to buy them online. I guess I have no choice; now I have to buy a second stick!

For comparison, here’s the Comic-Con version:

And I was happy with this thing until I saw the sexy one. Fuckers!

And scifi nerds everywhere jizz themselves.

Yes, that right. Don't be nervous. Just bend over a little more, baby...

I’ve read that there’s little-to-no chance this game will ever be released outside of Japan. But man! If only we could have some DS girl-examination games here. If only…

And while I’m on the subject, seriously, why is it okay for these kinds of games to be available in Japan but not in the West? Yes, I know there are “cultural differences” and blah blah blah. But really, are we THAT repressed that game publishers won’t even consider releasing cheeky games here? The U.S. of A. needs a publisher that’s willing to take a chance on this kind of stuff. Sure, we have the hentai games, but what about games like these, which are just naughty fun? Some publisher out there needs to stuff up to the challenge!