See the video below!

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg!

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So it’s a dedicated porn video game console! Astounding! My wildest dreams may be coming true…

Or maybe not. Right now the SXC website appears to be down. They must be getting slammed with page requests. However I did a little digging on them. According to the website Manta.com, SXC is “a private company categorized under and located in San Jose, CA. Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of $68,000 and employs a staff of approximately 1.”

I’ve written to SXC to find out more.

Seriously, dudes, what the fuck? Not only does the design feature Crimson Viper’s tits, Sakura’s legs and Cammy’s ass, but it’s bordered in purple, my favorite color. The fiends!

Kotaku is reporting that these sticks won’t just be available at PAX, but you’ll also be able to buy them online. I guess I have no choice; now I have to buy a second stick!

For comparison, here’s the Comic-Con version:

And I was happy with this thing until I saw the sexy one. Fuckers!

Taste the Rainbow Ball!

Now I can’t decide which one is the best. Just look at these swell colors!

Yes, red, silver, lilac, pink, turquoise…What is best in life, I do not know. There’s no way I’d get the standard black, what with all this variety of flavors. At a time like this I’ll just have to decide with my loins.

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg! Don’t ever accuse Capcom of not knowing what the fans want. They want tits, thighs and maybe some girl-on-girl action. And in case you feel like reading some more before pleasuring yourself, here’s the official company blurb:

SF20: The Art of Street Fighter gathers over 1,500 illustrations by Capcom’s top artists over the past 20 years. Included are character designs, concept art, rough sketches, game covers, promo artwork, crossover pieces and even some never-before seen artwork from Street Fighter’s past and present. Plus Capcom artists Akiman, Kinu Nishimura, CRMK, Edayan, Dai-Chan, Ikeno, Shinkiro and others give commentary on their favorite pieces and discuss what it’s been like to help forge the Street Fighter legacy.

Kotaku’s story has some more images for your character-oogling pleasure. I’m sure I’ll end up buying this book when it’s released. But for now it’s back to the jerking!

What the fuck?

Gamestop must want us all naked. Or maybe they think playing Wii Sports gets you so hot and sweaty that you just gotta take a bath afterward. Because for some reason, right now they’re offering a Nintendo Wii bundle that includes a rubber bath duck.

And hey, the duck squirts, just like your mom.

Go check it out. If you end up using the duck to spray down your vagina, please send me photos.