Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2: Jiggle Jiggle!

Finally, a legitimate use of the PS3′s Sixaxis features. According to The Sixth Axis, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 will use the Sixaxis motion control functionality to make the female characters’ tits jiggle. Shake it and they shake back.

Boi-oi-oing!

This is brilliant. BRILLIANT.

Team Ninja’s girls have had bouncing boobs since the very first Dead Or Alive arcade game. It’s been a staple of Team Ninja games ever since. But this is the first time I can think of a game that gives you direct control over a lady’s jumblies.

I can barely wrap my head around how earth-shaking this is. Don’t you understand how incredible this feature will be? With both Microsoft and Sony working on new motion-control systems it’s only a matter of time until we’ll be making groping motions in the air and virtual ladies & gents will react with virtual glee…or shock! Oh man, I can’t wait to fondle some digital people!