Motherfucker! This Stick Is Hotter Than My Stick!

Capcom, you assholes! I can’t believe you tricked me into buying the Comic-Con-exclusive version of your Street Fighter IV FightStick when you knew you’d have a hotter “Femme Fatale” version at the Penny Arcade Expo! Just look at this foxy thing!

Seriously, dudes, what the fuck? Not only does the design feature Crimson Viper’s tits, Sakura’s legs and Cammy’s ass, but it’s bordered in purple, my favorite color. The fiends!

Kotaku is reporting that these sticks won’t just be available at PAX, but you’ll also be able to buy them online. I guess I have no choice; now I have to buy a second stick!

For comparison, here’s the Comic-Con version:

And I was happy with this thing until I saw the sexy one. Fuckers!