Brad Pitt And Rock Band Are Delicious With Ice Cream

This comes from Wired’s Ask a Basterd series. In it the Pittster gives short answers to inane questions, all with the hope that it will somehow make him seem like a normal person. Don’t be fooled! He is NOT a normal person! He may play Rock Band, but he’s still Brad Fucking Pitt and he and his lady-friend are thirty-seven-and-a-half times hotter and richer than you or I will ever be. He’s a King, a Sultan, and a Pharaoh all rolled up into one tight body! Remember that part in Fight Club when he’s got his shirt off and he’s, like, totally ripped?? Man!

Anyway, check out this picture of the dude pretending to use a Guitar Hero controller.

Goddammit, that’s a nice haircut. I bet it cost $500.00. And is that Eli Roth on couch (in the red)? Why the fuck does that no-talent hack get to hang out and stare at Bradley’s sweet ass? Seriously, that guys loves trannies even more than I do.